What sort of tshirts would you guys want

[Arjahn]

GUYS, STOP ARGUING, I HAVE AN IDEA THAT MAKES EVERYONE WIN.
We have Megaman with a portal gun WEARING a T-Shirt with retrolinkx's quotes (Shirt-ception) who is riding Missingno. towards a covenant fleet wielding BFGs, each of the soliders saying "Buy it or die!".
The shirt would be made out of the skin from a shapeshifting demon lord, meaning that it conforms to any size for the wearer, thus avoiding the size issue. Also, it grants the ability to feed off of the hatred of your enemies and fill their charred husks with the acidic remains of their loved one's memories... but that's more of a minor issue if anything, right?