(07-12-2012 10:53 AM)Nicknclank Wrote: Now, the user below me, you will have to kill me... using a lizard (any kinds... except giant, winged dragons...)
*Cracks an infant's spinal cord*
I choose a tiny infant Gecko. I feed him a specially glazed pufferfish bile containing a deadly neurotoxin which the frog is immune to that will kill any human being in 5 days slowly and painfully. I give this to your 4 year old cousin a day before your family reunion, and when you go to give her a hug, the toxin rubs off on your skin causing your lungs to corrode over the course of a week, leaving you, quite literally, breathless.
Person below, I leave you with a Llanowar Elves card from Magic the Gathering (google it)