(07-11-2012 04:35 AM)Melirune Wrote: I melt the Lego brick in my E-Z-Bake Oven. With the quickly cooling puddle of plastic, I fashion a crude sphere. I then load this sphere into a shotgun, pointing it directly at your head. Your childhood plaything has now become an instrument of war.
Below user - I give you a 10 cent stamp.
I take the stamp and attach it to an envelope rigged to fire five thousand miniature muffins coated with poison dart frog toxins at your throat when you open your mailbox, choking you to death.
Person below, enjoy your iPod Shuffle.