End a Lighhearted sentence with...

[Psychospacecow]

Kool-Aid man was walking around, doing his vandalism thing, when he burst through a wall and hurt a kid. He tried to get rid of the evidence and there can be no doubt: He'll stretch their skin until it snaps, and all the blood drains out.

(these are getting kind of gross)

"and so in the end, a child cried, a man fried, and a cat died"