Let's all be jingoistic.

[Symphony]

Well, I love my country, Brazil. Oh. Wait. I don't.
It sucks. The government constantly rapes you; 95% the population is ridiculously stupid; prices are outrageous compared to international values; education in general is just left behind and it's hot as hell.

"zOmg, wait dude. You gotz hot chickz and football"
Right. The only problem is that the 'hot chicks' aren't anything more than that and football is just another another way of crapping into the country's development.