Least favorite Pokemon

[TheRealJDawgz]

(09-09-2012 09:28 PM)Nicknclank Wrote:  

(09-09-2012 05:11 AM)TheRealJDawgz Wrote:  

(09-09-2012 02:59 AM)Nicknclank Wrote:  I'm not the kind of guy who actually DISLIKE pokemons. I think all of them are cool in some way. Hell, even Miltank. If it was on your team, you better believe you would love that pokemon.

Anywho, there is ONE pokemon that I find... disturbing.



That's right, Amoonguss. I mean what-da-f**k? An other mushroom? Did pokemon scientists forced a Shroomish to mate with an Electrode? Just looking at it repulses me! Not only that, but the NAME! Read it out loud! It sounds like "A Moon Guss"! What the f**k is a moon guss? Is it the result of the moon blowing the most idiotic pokemon ever? Arceus!

Anyway... WAIT, I'm not done yet!

If you look at the pokedex entry, it clearly says that "It lures prey close by dancing and waving its arm caps, which resemble Poké Balls, in a swaying motion". In other words, it seems that it thinks that he resembles to a pokeball so much, that he only needs to wiggle to catch some prey! What kind of stupidly dumb pokemon would fall for that?! Why the hell would a pokemon go to a pokeball anyway?! It's like frekin' prison!

(Wow... ok, kinda wrote what was in my mind there :/)

It's a play-on words of Fungus Among us (Foongus Amoonguss) not one of the best name choices in my opinion.
However, you realize how it looks like a pokeball in the overworld and you go to get it? Maybe its prey are trainers...

So you're telling me that the trainers are so stupid, they can't even notice all of the lower part of amoonguss? I could comprehend that MAYBE it made a hole and that it comes out at the right moment, but then again, evolution has made that it has no hands.

You've battled an Amoonguss thinking you were getting an item, right? I don't really mind Amoonguss anyways, it's just the type and name that bothers me.

I also hate Jynx and Muk.



Look at their designs! Muk is a pile of... muck... and Jynx... I don't even know. They're worse than most of the designs today (don't give me that Gen 1 crap... I honestly prefer Garbodor to Muk)

I also lost a 42-win streak in the battle factory solely because a Jynx hit 5 Focus Blasts in a row...