The Versatile Assassin

[Nicknclank]

Ahhh yeah, iPhone it is.

I follow my target for a long time and make sure that at one point, he has a phone on him. Since I followed his every movements and looked at/listen to everything he does, I know his phone number.

Using my talent of making different style of voices, I then call him and say I'm a sexy chick and that I fell for him. I say that if he wants to have "Fun", he can come to the old alley way where no one goes.

Of course, he was so happy, he went to the alley in a hurry. As he arrived at his destination, I was hiding behind a trash can. Since he can't find the woman that called him, he calls the number that the woman used. As I respond to the call, I only say "Look behind you." The victim then looks behind him, wondering what's happening.

I then come out of my hiding spot and throw my iPhone at the back of his head so hard, he dies (True Story). I then take his wallet and leave the body there.

Now, next guy... you will need to kill the victim... with a vibrator.