Worst Fanbases.

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Valve.

Cakes are not funny. Space is not funny. Witty, biting sarcasm echoed from a cynical murderous computer is not funny. You are not special because you know the lyrics to "Still Alive". You are not hip because you have one blue and one orange earring. Your DIY Aperture Science table looks like the result of a cripple convention at The Home Depot. Your new companion cube shirt makes you look like a fucking choad. The Sandvich action figure you have on your PC instantly devalues it by a hundred bucks. The Blu neon sign hanging in your garage is an insult to Thomas Edison and the people who discovered neon. "MEDIC" is not funny, and when you need an ambulance I hope it doesn't come. You are not trendy because you are wearing a headcrab hat. Yes, we all know that the Half Life zombies are speaking backwards. Everybody is aware that Gaben is overweight.

Simply put, if you think you're a special flower because you just love Valve and everything they do, then you're a retard.



With that said I must say I agree with the sentiments expressed specifically about the Sonic and MLP communities. Even though I've got a MLP avatar I don't belong to any brony communities. Bronies are fucking creepy online. The amount of R34 that exists for MLP has far, FAR, exceeded the standard amount expected for a given franchise. It's unsettling. And Sonic fantards are just that, tards. Good lord. I used to be a moderator at a couple of Sonic communities and it was a NIGHTMARE of drama and fat nerds sperging about what characters were the sexiest.

Also amen not just to the CoD fanbase, but any modern FPS.