Poetry time! With Mr. Holmes.

[Beardy]

In Shadaloo did M Bison
A mighty tournament decree...

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Rudyard Street Fighter 2 Turbo.

IF you can keep your calm when all about you,
Are mashing buttons yet still beating you,
If you can trust yourself when Honda slaps you,
But make allowance for his slapping too;
If you can block and not be tired by blocking,
Or when you lose, don't bitch and cry,
Or being leg-sweeped, don't feel it's shocking,
Winning, don't be too pleased, like some wiseguy:
If you can punch - when Sagat was the master;
If you can kick - and place your kicks with aim;
Balrog and Bison's names were a disaster
We treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by Guile to make a Sonic Boom,
Or watch a fight end with a cheap hadouken,
And don't run off and cry iside your room...

(feel free to continue, everyone)