Poetry time! With Mr. Holmes.

[TheDevl]

Here is an ode to chocolate.

My favorite candy is chocolate,
Which doesn't rhyme with a lot.
That's all I have to say.
Merry Christmas for today.

Also,
There once was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke in the night,
With none but a fright.
He realized that Jeff the Killer was by his bedside, saying, "Goodnight to you!"