Poetry time! With Mr. Holmes.

[Beardy]

Here is an ode to that dearly departed, greatest of all men, Charlton Heston.

My Name is Charlton Heston
Of Ten Commandments fame
I used to be an actor
And then I went insane

The NRA is awesome
From cold dead hands; applause
Monkeys, though, will rule us
Despite their stinking paws