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http://www.lexpress.mu/services/epaper-1...ere-b.html

Here's one of the articles I was talking about. I've translated the more fun extracts because half of it's in Mauritian Creole so google translate would go mad


"MOMOY IS PARALYSED IN FEAR, HE SHAKES IN FEAR. AND HIS BOTTLE OF WINE WASN'T EVEN OPEN"

He was cycling to the local store. All of a sudden, close to the cemetary St George, he spotted gnomes giving him the evil eye. He was so shaken that he lost the capacity to speak. Transported to hospital, the young man was examined by several medis. Some even tried to get him institutionalised...

"A local boy was picking weeds in the cemetary" - Since wednesday morning, the news is sending shockwaves acros the regions of Bain-des-Dames and Cassis.

...went to buy a bottle of wine. But once he reched the junction of the cemetary St-George and East, he nearly falls off his bike. He doesn't believe his eyes. He sees... seven small gnomes. They're walking in single file, are hardly 50cms in height and wear babouches (SERIOUSLY THOUGH'S note - a kind of slipper that you find in that part of the world). The gnomes have a menacing look about them and stare right at him.

...Two days after the incident - therefore on thursday afternoon, near 4:30 PM - Momoy finally regains the ability to speak.


This is the sort of excellent newspaper articles you get in that country