So these forums are a month old?

[Dr. Toreibo]

In that case, I'm hopping on this bandwagon immediately.

Hello swag people. I am Dr. Toreibo. Feel free to shorten that to anything you'd like- Doc, Tor, Tore, Ibo; I've thoroughly combed it and scrambled the letters as creatively as possible a thousand times to make sure nobody can call me anything rude with what they're given. I'm just self-conscious like that. Maybe I won't have to be if you folks show me your niceness.

I'm a bit of an aspiring fartist. Artist, that is. So I might draw you something neato if you ask, or do me favors or cute little dances. On a table. Get to know me and I'll show you some of my "art." I promise it's safe for work, most of the time.

I've only been typing to myself and already I love each and every one of you- Except that one guy. You know the one.