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Give 'n Kill Forum Game
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Give 'n Kill Forum Game
Okay, here's how it works: you kill the user above with what they give you.
For example:
above user: Here, user below, have a pencil.
below user: Thanks for the pencil. I stab you in the chest with it, and you bleed out. User below, have a gun.
Okay, so user below have a needle.
07-11-2012 02:12 AM
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RE: Give 'n Kill Forum Game
*I make a voodoo doll and create it in Arjahn's like, then stab the needle into his fingers. He starts to cry. I then work my way up his legs. He starts to scream. I reach his chest, but don't hit his heart yet. He is begging to be put out of his agony. I proceed to stab him 10 times in the arms and legs, and finally go for his heart. He has died.*

User below me, have fun with a pillow.
07-11-2012 02:36 AM
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RE: Give 'n Kill Forum Game
I hold it over your face while you sleep. Tried and tested methods work best.


User below has a rubber chicken
07-11-2012 03:36 AM
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RE: Give 'n Kill Forum Game
I force the rubber chicken down your throat and you choke with it.

User below, have a bottle of water.
07-11-2012 03:45 AM
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RE: Give 'n Kill Forum Game
I craft a sharp blade with the plastic and slit your throat.
User below, I give a single LEGO brick.
07-11-2012 03:52 AM
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RE: Give 'n Kill Forum Game
I melt the Lego brick in my E-Z-Bake Oven. With the quickly cooling puddle of plastic, I fashion a crude sphere. I then load this sphere into a shotgun, pointing it directly at your head. Your childhood plaything has now become an instrument of war.

Below user - I give you a 10 cent stamp.
07-11-2012 04:35 AM
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RE: Give 'n Kill Forum Game
(07-11-2012 04:35 AM)Melirune Wrote:  I melt the Lego brick in my E-Z-Bake Oven. With the quickly cooling puddle of plastic, I fashion a crude sphere. I then load this sphere into a shotgun, pointing it directly at your head. Your childhood plaything has now become an instrument of war.

Below user - I give you a 10 cent stamp.

I take the stamp and attach it to an envelope rigged to fire five thousand miniature muffins coated with poison dart frog toxins at your throat when you open your mailbox, choking you to death.
Person below, enjoy your iPod Shuffle.
07-11-2012 05:51 AM
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(07-11-2012 05:51 AM)Arjahn Wrote:  I take the stamp and attach it to an envelope rigged to fire five thousand miniature muffins coated with poison dart frog toxins at your throat when you open your mailbox, choking you to death.
Person below, enjoy your iPod Shuffle.

I strap you to a chair and make you listen to Skrillex on repeat until your brain decides to switch itself off for good.


User below, a nerf dart
07-11-2012 06:10 AM
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I stick some C4 in the tip of the nerf dart and shoot it into your head, activating the explosive and killing you

User below, a phone battery
07-11-2012 07:07 AM
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RE: Give 'n Kill Forum Game
(07-11-2012 07:07 AM)Sohakmet Wrote:  User below, a phone battery

I take the phone battery and attach a miniature glass container filled with C4 and place it on a trigger than activates 4 seconds after you answer a call. Then I insert the battery into your cell phone and call it, filling your ear with burnt chunks of shrapnel.

Person below, happy birthday, a dead bunny's bloated liver.
07-11-2012 03:46 PM
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RE: Give 'n Kill Forum Game
I paint it into a festive oversized Christmas mitten and conceal my Desert Eagle within the liver. We shake hands, you get blown away in the face.

Person Below, Good Luck...You got a sticky note.
07-11-2012 04:43 PM
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(07-11-2012 04:43 PM)Mr.Katana Wrote:  Person Below, Good Luck...You got a sticky note.

I use the sticky note to remind me to obtain some anthrax and send you a letter with said anthrax in it.

Person below, here's your lit cigarette.
(This post was last modified: 07-11-2012 04:50 PM by cingchris.)
07-11-2012 04:50 PM
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I get the lit cigarette and stick it in your heart due to your open heart surgery you had prior because of an ''Incident'' that occurred that obviously had nothing to do with me.

Person below, you have received a KATANA! Congrats!
07-11-2012 04:52 PM
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(07-11-2012 04:52 PM)Mr.Katana Wrote:  Person below, you have received a KATANA! Congrats!

You know what I'm gonna get sadistic with this one I cut off your *private area* (I know you're a dude) and then force feed you Viagra so you bleed out.

Person below, you get Armor All car wax.
07-11-2012 05:03 PM
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RE: Give 'n Kill Forum Game
You will in your lifetime, eventually come to a set of stairs. You will of course look carefully to make sure the stairs are not covered in the car wax. Confident that you are safe, you take your first step. It is also your last. A container of Armor All car wax is shot at you out of a tank cannon. Your name will be forgotten in the annals of history.

Next user, you are inducted into a secret society of highly skilled laborers. As your first task, you are given a target and an item. That item... is the 1962 Farmers Almanac.
07-11-2012 05:10 PM
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