Give 'n Kill Forum Game

[dafchunk]

After posting you the almanac I cleverly highlight that there is a treasure buried On the tide tables page of Nodaway County, Missouri. Upon arrival you begin to dig in the specified place on said map. Unbeknown to you however I have rigged the chest with anthrax coated leopard skin pyjamas which you then wear and die.

Person below, have a copy of Bridesmaids on DVD.

[Mr.Katana]

Btw. Thanks. Perfect.

I go over to your house for movie night, but before you start I switch the DVD's. We start it up while you are eating some over burnt popcorn you made yourself. The title appears for the movie and you choke on your popcorn and faint. You then wake up to the end of the movie and have seizure from looking at it. You then died.

Person Below, have a 1 dollar bill.

[Zaliphone]

I attach the dollar bill to string and put on the street. You, in your infinite silliness, decide to go for it. You dive for the dollar, fall down a manhole, and get eaten by alligators that conveniently live in the sewers below.
Person below, I give you the DYKG Forums. Do your worst.

[Nicknclank]

*Cracks Nuckles*

I show up in front of you with a computer. I open the DYGM forum page and show it to you like in a cowboy show-off.

Then, some rays of wind comes out of the computer and goes to you (sort of like when the Dragonborn gets a dragon soul). And as more and more rays come out of the computer, it all goes inside you.

Slowly and slowly, your head gets bigger and bigger from all the information and knowledge of gaming. And suddenly, when you just want the information to stop, they rays all shoot out at once.

Your head then explode in a highly gory way, with a lot of rays of wind leaking out.

Now, the user below me, you will have to kill me... using a lizard (any kinds... except giant, winged dragons...)

[Arjahn]

(07-12-2012 10:53 AM)Nicknclank Wrote:  Now, the user below me, you will have to kill me... using a lizard (any kinds... except giant, winged dragons...)

*Cracks an infant's spinal cord*
I choose a tiny infant Gecko. I feed him a specially glazed pufferfish bile containing a deadly neurotoxin which the frog is immune to that will kill any human being in 5 days slowly and painfully. I give this to your 4 year old cousin a day before your family reunion, and when you go to give her a hug, the toxin rubs off on your skin causing your lungs to corrode over the course of a week, leaving you, quite literally, breathless.

Person below, I leave you with a Llanowar Elves card from Magic the Gathering (google it)

[Nicknclank]

(07-12-2012 02:18 PM)Arjahn Wrote:  Person below, I leave you with a Llanowar Elves card from Magic the Gathering (google it)

Simple enough. I paper cut your throat. Perfect ^_^

Person below me, kill me with a key.

[Zaliphone]

I make you swallow the key, you choke on it and pass out. When someone is giving you CPR the "accidentally" broke all of your ribs. When you are in the hospital, recovering from the intense pain. The building starts to burn. After they safely get all of patients out of the hospital and into the parking lot, I rip the key out of your body, and then punch you in the face with it. Killing you.
Person below, you get a paperclip.

[zspartancats]

I would rub the paperclip in fecal matter, so it would have all kinds wonderful bacteria on it. Then try to sharpen one end of it. Finally, I would attempted to slice your throat. Hopefully, that would kill you. If not then the bacteria will.

Person below, you get a Foam sword.

[Mr.Holmes]

I take the foam sword and pierce it with several nails and sharp pointy things taping them in place so that they do not break free as I bash your head with the now rather weighted deadly foam sword.

Hey user below, will you hold my sunglasses for me? Thanks *Bends over to tie shoe*

[Sohakmet]

I melt your sunglasses with some fire and pour them on your eyes when you stand up back again.

Someone below, have a mousepad

[zinja]

I would attach a landmine below the mouse pad right before use. Applied pressure the mine would go off opening a bag of poisonous gas inside the mouse pad. While you remorse your hand being blown off, the gas would kill you in mere seconds.

Person below, use toilet paper.

[cingchris]

I would put a deadly skin eating bacteria on the toilet paper than switch it with the toilet paper in your bathroom so you use it and then have the bacteria eat you alive starting with your anus.

Person below, you get Jello.

[Arjahn]

I take a hammer and nail the jello to a tree, thus blowing your mind.
Then I smash your head in with the hammer.

Person below, utilize your grandmother's dead corpse.

[Mr.Holmes]

I would come to you in despair saying that my grandmother had just passed away, convincing you that you were my only friend and that I wanted you to have a mini funeral. As we walk up to the casket I slip away as you continue walking up to the dead body. What you didn't know was that I had rigged the dead body with explosives, giving the unknown dead woman a final goodbye you die with her.

User below, you get to use your mother's vibrator. (Don't get too creative please xD)