The Third Degree - actionisforlosers

[The Antagonist]

1. What do you think of homosexuality?
2. What is the worst job you've had?
3. If you were offered a illegal job, would you accept?
4. Are you allergic to anything?
5. What three words comes to your mind beginning with the letter "S"?

[cingchris]

Why are you so awesome?

[retrolinkx]

Do you really have a beard, or do you lie to us all?

[damerdar]

If a meteor was rushing towards earth, and you were the only one who could stop it, how would you stop it?
What is your earliest memory?
Were you a brat as a child?
Did you have a beard as a child?
Why does grass grow?

[Gardocki]

Put me on the list to answer questions.

My questions:

1. Have you ever jumped from a moving vehicle?
2. Do you smoke?
3. Have you ever kicked a cat?
4. When's the last time you got your ass kicked in real life?

[zinja]

1. Do you enjoy sleep?

2. Have you ever touched a bird?

[Beardy]

On how many occassions have you impersonated Kate Bush's timeless classic "Wuthering Heights" ?

Too many to count.

What were the last 3 countries you visited and why ?

Don't go abroad much. A bunch of East African countries for fun, France for booze and France again for booze.

Can you write a haiku about the Edict of Nantes ?

Freedom of Conscience
Protestants and Catholics
Living together

When you're in the clubs, pulling the honies, what is your signature move ?

Abject resignation.

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1. What do you think of homosexuality?

Seems like a lot of fun from what I hear.

What is the worst job you've had?

Call centre for a debt collection agency. I quit on day two.

If you were offered a illegal job, would you accept?

Depends what the job is.

Are you allergic to anything?

I get a bit hay-feverish sometimes.

What three words comes to your mind beginning with the letter "S"?

They're all rude.

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Why are you so awesome?

Why does the wind blow? It's just nature, my friend.

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Do you really have a beard, or do you lie to us all?

By this point, my beard has me. Seriously, my adjustable trimmer is broken, my face is a mess.

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If a meteor was rushing towards earth, and you were the only one who could stop it, how would you stop it?

Erm... by crying?

What is your earliest memory?

Being in a pushchair and refusing to let my mum put the plastic cover over it even though it was raining.

Were you a brat as a child?

I'm the youngest of three brothers. As such I was perfectly behaved until every now and then when I'd go apeshit.

Did you have a beard as a child?

I probably had one in the womb, I can't really remember.

Why does grass grow?

What else is there for grass to do?

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Have you ever jumped from a moving vehicle?

Yes, but only a very slow-moving one.

Do you smoke?

Lots.

Have you ever kicked a cat?

Yeah, but only accidentally.

When's the last time you got your ass kicked in real life?

I think it was around 2007 or so, I can't be sure.

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Do you enjoy sleep?

Very much.

Have you ever touched a bird?

Yes.

[Skarro]

Should I get an I-pad?

[Beardy]

(07-15-2012 12:32 PM)Skarro Wrote:  Should I get an I-pad?

Apparently yes you should. But also no you shouldn't.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

(07-15-2012 11:17 AM)Beardy Wrote:  On how many occassions have you impersonated Kate Bush's timeless classic "Wuthering Heights" ?

Too many to count.

Good man

(07-15-2012 11:17 AM)Beardy Wrote:  What were the last 3 countries you visited and why ?

Don't go abroad much. A bunch of East African countries for fun, France for booze and France again for booze.

Glad to know that you visit my country because alcohol

(07-15-2012 11:17 AM)Beardy Wrote:  Can you write a haiku about the Edict of Nantes ?


Freedom of Conscience
Protestants and Catholics
Living together

I wasn't expecting a proper answer but that is quite possibly one of the most epic things I've heard for a while

(07-15-2012 11:17 AM)Beardy Wrote:  When you're in the clubs, pulling the honies, what is your signature move ?

Abject resignation.

Playing hard to get eh ?

[Arjahn]

IN YOUR HUMBLE BEARDED OPINION:
Would you rather have giant ears or a tail?
WHERE in the world IS Carmen Sandiego?
Digimon or Yugioh?
Do you, in fact, liek mudkipz?
Who do you think is the worst moderator on this forum?
Tacos, Burritos or human flesh? Not as a food, as an imaginary friend.
Worst game you've ever played?
Worst celebrity alive?

[cingchris]

(07-15-2012 11:17 AM)Beardy Wrote:  Why are you so awesome?

Why does the wind blow? It's just nature, my friend.

*deeply pondering answer* Well played, well played indeed.

Also would you rather be blind or deaf?
What do you think of this song?

[Nuudoru]

What's the deal with airline food?

[Beware of Cuccos]

If you HAD to cosplay, who/what would you choose?

Do you like Cajun food?

What is your favorite game system?

When is your birthday?

What's your favorite band(s)?

[Beardy]

Would you rather have giant ears or a tail?

If it's prehensile, then a tail.

WHERE in the world IS Carmen Sandiego?

Honestly, who cares? She's just attention-whoring. Ignore her for a while and she'll probably turn up.

Digimon or Yugioh?

I... I dunno.

Do you, in fact, liek mudkipz?

Actually I do...not.

Who do you think is the worst moderator on this forum?

Yer mum. Hurr hurr hurr.

Tacos, Burritos or human flesh? Not as a food, as an imaginary friend.

Is the human flesh living? If so, human flesh. If not, burritos.

Worst game you've ever played?

Whichever Mario Party game it was I played. Alternatively, THE GAME OF LIFE.

Worst celebrity alive?

Tough one. I'd go for Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Also would you rather be blind or deaf?

Deaf.

What do you think of this song?

Not my cup of tea.

What's the deal with airline food?

First established in 1936 by United Airlines. Varies in quality. From a brief Google, it's a surprisingly interesting subject. But women can't drive and black men and white men are different.

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If you HAD to cosplay, who/what would you choose?

Donkey Kong. Stark naked but for a tie.

Do you like Cajun food?

Yes, but I've not tried it often.

What is your favorite game system?

I play my Xbox 360 more than anything else, but I will always hold a special place in my heart for my SNES.

When is your birthday?

April.

What's your favorite band(s)?

Hm, difficult one to answer really. Led Zeppelin, The Clash, and a whole bunch of 20s/30s bluesmen.