The Wishing Game

[Demolishonist]

The Wishing Game. It's pretty self-explanatory. You wish for something and the person below you will grant it and it will have a consequence. Be careful what you wish for.
Example: Person 1: I wish for a cat!
Person 2: Wish granted, but it scratches your face. I wish for a new JonTron episode.
And so on. I start:

I wish for another entry in the RollerCoaster Tycoon series.

[Berry]

Wish granted but the game was so epic that you had a deathstroke.


I wish to someday punch mike tyson so hard that he will cry for mercy.

[Arjahn]

Wish granted, but it was you with your mechanical arm that you got after the last time you tried to punch Mike Tyson and he tore your arm off. Now the arm's sentience is growing and slowly overpowering your own consciousness, it hungers for vengeance, and you begin to feel its hunger overcome your mind. You return to the scene of your previous dismemberment, crumble Tyson's feeble walls with your newfound strength, and as you pound his lifeless corpse to an unrecognizable pulp, the arm's taste for blood grows exponentially stronger, and your own perception of reality slips even further. The arm demolishes the rest of the house along with everyone inside of it, growing in size with each victim, grafting their souls and their skulls into itself, gaining their strength. As its hunger grows and grows with each new victim, so does its power. Soon the unstoppable hulk of an arm propels itself with no need for you to transport it any longer. As it mercilessly destroys everything and everyone you ever loved, you're just dangling from it's marauding being; a limb of sorts, like an arm with no purpose. Just like how the arm itself once thought, everyone thought it was just a worthless expenditure of another sentient being, but now those who dared to look upon him with such pitiful glances are entrapped within the arm for all eternity.




*cough* Anyhoo, I wish to be a poor, worthless human being at the lowest fragmented level of society.

[Berry]

(12-27-2012 12:57 PM)Arjahn Wrote:  

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Wish granted, but it was you with your mechanical arm that you got after the last time you tried to punch Mike Tyson and he tore your arm off. Now the arm's sentience is growing and slowly overpowering your own consciousness, it hungers for vengeance, and you begin to feel its hunger overcome your mind. You return to the scene of your previous dismemberment, crumble Tyson's feeble walls with your newfound strength, and as you pound his lifeless corpse to an unrecognizable pulp, the arm's taste for blood grows exponentially stronger, and your own perception of reality slips even further. The arm demolishes the rest of the house along with everyone inside of it, growing in size with each victim, grafting their souls and their skulls into itself, gaining their strength. As its hunger grows and grows with each new victim, so does its power. Soon the unstoppable hulk of an arm propels itself with no need for you to transport it any longer. As it mercilessly destroys everything and everyone you ever loved, you're just dangling from it's marauding being; a limb of sorts, like an arm with no purpose. Just like how the arm itself once thought, everyone thought it was just a worthless expenditure of another sentient being, but now those who dared to look upon him with such pitiful glances are entrapped within the arm for all eternity.




*cough* Anyhoo, I wish to be a poor, worthless human being at the lowest fragmented level of society.

A challenge huh,well wish granted but it was your feelings of being important and smarter than everybody else is what getting in the way of you realizing that your nothing.You don't realize that your a homeless person,you think you live in the richest house money could buy.You imagine yourself to be a rich person.A delusional person living a fake world.Ever since then,you been hospilitize in a mental hospital.Your living a "ash in a coma".

Now i wish of having no wish at all.

[Mass Distraction]

You never had a wish and never will. No matter how hard you want something, you will never achieve it.


I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

[TheRealJDawgz]

Welp, he's back to life. Should've thought about doing something about that gaping whole left in the side Nibbles left when he attacked him. Oh, looks like someone died of severe blood loss... Again

I wish for a wishbone... so I can feel challenged about my wish

[Mass Distraction]

I win! It wasn't even my fish! Muahahahaha!

Hohum... A giant wishbone from outer space crashlands on your home, crushing your legs in the process, resulting in you being homeless and physically challenged. But hey, at least you got your bone! It broke on impact, severly cutting its value though.

Oh dear, this means I have to wish for something this time, effectively making my win nonexistend... Can I have my win back? That shall be my wish.

[Demolishonist]

You can have your win back, but then you will end up replying again and therefore you will be forced to wish for your win back and the person below you will say no.

I wish Rare makes another game that doesn't have to do with those Avatars and Kinects.

[actionisforlosers]

Wish granted but now it's produced by EA.

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I wish for Harley Quinn to be my wife.

[Arjahn]

Wish granted, but it turns out that her butt is really a warm hole (double meaning) into another dimension wherein penises have been outlawed by the dictatorship of V.A.G. (Verociously Anti-Guy), so when you go to give her the Deadpool goods, your dick is sucked into another universe and shot on sight. Nice work.

I wish I could make other people grow hair at my command.

[TheRealJDawgz]

Your wish has been granted. However, little did you know, your newfound power would cause people to grow hair all over their body, much like a Sasquatch. Because of this discovery, you go mad with power, sasquatching every person in sight, causing them to go insane because they are caused to believe that they have been dehumanized for a purpose. The thousands that you have turned into hairy monsters will begin to act like animals, buffing their physical appearance. Eventually, they breed and form millions of Sasquatch babies. They will band together and proceed to wipe out the entire human population, unable to be stopped with their new strength. They shall find you as the last human being and then crucify you to institute a new era of being, bringing back humanity into the Paleozoic era.

I wish I would recover from that wishbone incident and find a better home.

[AverageGuy]

Wish granted, but then you become stuck in a loophole in time, reliving the same tragic life over and over again.

I wish for the greatest blanket fort ever created.

[Psychospacecow]

Wish granted, but somebody wet it.

I wish for people to colonize the moon and use it as a gate way to the universe.

[Mass Distraction]

Turns out the gateway works both ways, turning the whole of moon and earth into a re-enactemnt of Doom. Congratulations, you effectively caused the colonization of Earth by evil space demons.


I wish for a bottle of Coca Cola from 1886. Fresh, not some aged crap. Puh-lease?

[Berry]

(01-21-2013 08:12 PM)Mass Distraction Wrote:  Turns out the gateway works both ways, turning the whole of moon and earth into a re-enactemnt of Doom. Congratulations, you effectively caused the colonization of Earth by evil space demons.


I wish for a bottle of Coca Cola from 1886. Fresh, not some aged crap. Puh-lease?

Wish granted but as it turns out,numerous people are out to kill you as it turn out they want the grand taste that is of of the bottle of Coca Cola from 1886.

Wish to get my lazy body to the t.v. and watch that paranormal activity 3 that i have been meaning to watch.