Poetry time! With Mr. Holmes.

[Mr.Holmes]

Well hi there young children, welcome to my neighborhood!
Today we're going to be talkin bout poetry! Isn't that exciting?!

I want all you ambitious writers out there to post your own poetry!


Here is my poem!
It is titled
He Pities the Fool
His name is Mr. T.
What a strange hairstyle he has!
A fool, he does not want you to be.
So b*tch better not try nothin fast!

Wasn't that nice young childrens??

[Arjahn]

One sunny day
In the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced eachother,
With their swords they shot eachother.
One deaf policeman heard this noise
He came and shot those two dead boys
And if you don't believe this story's true,
Ask the Blind Man
He saw it too.

[TheDevl]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'M NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER
Elephant.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

Here's a little piece I call "The Chicken"

One day a chicken came to me,
One day that chicken came to be,
One day the chicken said "We",
"One day we'll all be kings".

[Arjahn]

Roses are green,
Violets are orange
I'm really stoned
Nothing rhymes with orange
Shit.

[Mr.Katana]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue...
I HAVE GUN
GET IN THE VAN

[Mr.Holmes]

(07-26-2012 05:44 AM)Mr.Katana Wrote:  Roses are red.
Violets are blue...
I HAVE GUN
GET IN THE VAN

Ok Niko Bellic D:

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

(07-26-2012 05:49 AM)Mr.Holmes Wrote:  

(07-26-2012 05:44 AM)Mr.Katana Wrote:  Roses are red.
Violets are blue...
I HAVE GUN
GET IN THE VAN

Ok Niko Bellic D:

Ode to Niko

What's up bro,
Let's go bowling,
Steal yourself a car,
And let's get this thing rolling.

[Mr.Holmes]

(07-26-2012 05:53 AM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:  

(07-26-2012 05:49 AM)Mr.Holmes Wrote:  

(07-26-2012 05:44 AM)Mr.Katana Wrote:  Roses are red.
Violets are blue...
I HAVE GUN
GET IN THE VAN

Ok Niko Bellic D:

Ode to Niko

What's up bro,
Let's go bowling,
Steal yourself a car,
And let's get this thing rolling.

Ode to Seriously Though

Hi I'm a funny guy
You'll make some jokes
but mine are funnier
Seriously Though
I'm funnier.

:o

[Beardy]

Here is an ode to that dearly departed, greatest of all men, Charlton Heston.

My Name is Charlton Heston
Of Ten Commandments fame
I used to be an actor
And then I went insane

The NRA is awesome
From cold dead hands; applause
Monkeys, though, will rule us
Despite their stinking paws

[TheDevl]

Here is an ode to chocolate.

My favorite candy is chocolate,
Which doesn't rhyme with a lot.
That's all I have to say.
Merry Christmas for today.

Also,
There once was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke in the night,
With none but a fright.
He realized that Jeff the Killer was by his bedside, saying, "Goodnight to you!"

[Beardy]

Here's a poem I wrote about Street Fighter 2. It's not based on another famous poem at all. I didn't just rewrite Byron's most famous poem at all. It's all my own work.


So we'll go some more a-fighting
So late into the night
Though Blanka can make lightning
Round his body, green and bright

For kicks outwear the brick wall
And the car breaks for the best
And the strong don't pause at all
Even if they need rest

Though the streets were made to fight you
And game over comes too soon
tatsumaki senpuu kyaku
By the light of the moon

[Beardy]

In Shadaloo did M Bison
A mighty tournament decree...

---

Rudyard Street Fighter 2 Turbo.

IF you can keep your calm when all about you,
Are mashing buttons yet still beating you,
If you can trust yourself when Honda slaps you,
But make allowance for his slapping too;
If you can block and not be tired by blocking,
Or when you lose, don't bitch and cry,
Or being leg-sweeped, don't feel it's shocking,
Winning, don't be too pleased, like some wiseguy:
If you can punch - when Sagat was the master;
If you can kick - and place your kicks with aim;
Balrog and Bison's names were a disaster
We treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by Guile to make a Sonic Boom,
Or watch a fight end with a cheap hadouken,
And don't run off and cry iside your room...

(feel free to continue, everyone)

[TheDevl]

I made this up on the spot.

Did you know, did you know?
Did you know how this site goes?
At first there's a fright,
But then it's alright!
This wonderful site we call Did You Know.

[Melirune]

Let's go eat bacon
It's the greatest thing in life
Bacon is so good