F1

[Beardy]

Yeah, as much as I wanted Button to stay ahead, that seemed like an awesome pass from Vettel. I think the stewards sometimes just have to justify their salary.

Massa only has 23 points because he's awful! Ferrari were thinking of trying to get Webber, but he's decided to stay with Red Bull. Ferrari still won't say they're keeping Massa, though. They'd rather have nobody! They probably have to pay advertisers to put their logos on his car. I don't imagine we'll be seeing him next season.

[Seydou]

(07-23-2012 07:22 AM)Beardy Wrote:  Massa only has 23 points because he's awful! Ferrari were thinking of trying to get Webber, but he's decided to stay with Red Bull. Ferrari still won't say they're keeping Massa, though. They'd rather have nobody! They probably have to pay advertisers to put their logos on his car. I don't imagine we'll be seeing him next season.

I always questioning myself why Brazil can't make more good
drivers after Senna.It's look like a curse.

[Beardy]

(07-23-2012 07:42 AM)Seydou Wrote:  

(07-23-2012 07:22 AM)Beardy Wrote:  Massa only has 23 points because he's awful! Ferrari were thinking of trying to get Webber, but he's decided to stay with Red Bull. Ferrari still won't say they're keeping Massa, though. They'd rather have nobody! They probably have to pay advertisers to put their logos on his car. I don't imagine we'll be seeing him next season.

I always questioning myself why Brazil can't make more good
drivers after Senna.It's look like a curse.

Hey, you had Senna. That pretty much fills the quota of awesomeness for the rest of all time. The only driver I can think of who could challenge his status as the greatest (challenge, but not necessarily win) is Schumacher in his glory days.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

(07-23-2012 07:22 AM)Beardy Wrote:  Ferrari still won't say they're keeping Massa, though. They'd rather have nobody! They probably have to pay advertisers to put their logos on his car. I don't imagine we'll be seeing him next season.

LOL poor Ferrari, though I prefer F1 when it's not just one team above the rest.
I'll write to Ferrari and offer them a tenner for them to put my avatar on their car next year

Who do you think Ferrari's going to court for next year ? Hell they may even bring out one of their test drivers

[Beardy]

Schumacher! They need to get Schumacher again!

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

I think they prize their cars too much for that lol

[Beardy]

If they prize their cars why did they give one to Massa? They may as well have just rented it out on a go-kart track.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

Speaking of which, I think one of the teams that are obivously not gonna win the championship should just bring out pedal cars for the shits and giggles

[Beardy]

With a massive advertising billboard on it! Just get loads of money from the sponsors!

That's probably gonna be Bernie Ecclestone's next innovation, ditch the fast cars. Massa can wonder the sides of the track waving banners, Kobayashi can run over his pit crew all he wants and Schumacher can crash as much as he likes because they only go at 5mph.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

lol I can imagine Kobayashi just rampaging around in a bumper car

Here's what I think next year's F1 season will look like

[Beardy]

They're not wearing helmets or fireproof suits! SAFETY FIRST. The kid in the green top is engaging his DRS (pedalling really hard). I can't wait for next season now!

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

And judging by the angle of the kid in the dark car, he's pulling off some sick drift

[Beardy]

I really like this idea. If there's an accident or too much rain and the safety car comes out, they won't be able to keep up. The safety car will probably win next season.

[SERIOUSLY THOUGH]

I've always wondered if the safety car driver ever gets any recognition. I mean, he's always pursued by impatient zig-zagging super-cars !

[Beardy]

And he's never been overtaken! How is the safety car not in first place all the time?