(08-31-2012 05:22 AM)A Zombie Riot Wrote:  And I'm blue.. and it begins....



Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue is his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
'cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

Inside and outside blue his house
With the blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
'cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I'm blue (da ba dee da ba die)

(09-02-2012 11:13 AM)Arjahn Wrote:  Yes, first you must send a minimum of 5000 pacentas to SERIOUSLY THOUGH for entry fee, and at the start you are only permitted half of a post per day, or 13 halves if you stand on your left foot and renounce your current beliefs about pant etiquette for the new covent of DKYG pantlihood.
From there, each day you must awaken at exactly 4:20 A.M. and sing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song at least 27 times before you eat breakfast, and the TURTLE POWER must be sung with as deep of a voice as you can muster, we're talking at least D Minor here mofo. After said morning rituals, you shall bow before the DYKG homepage and utter an ancient chant which changes every day and is delivered to you via. Carrier Yoshi after the 16th rendition of the TMNT Theme, and then you shall bathe in Code Red Mountain Dew and absorb the holy essence of the Gameboy.
After this, you are permitted to leave your house for exactly 2 hours and 63 minutes a day, or 36 minutes during Daylight Savings, but you must only travel via. orange tricycles, or chartreuse if you're allergic to things that don't rhyme. Upon returning to our glorious forum, you need to post a couple dozen animated .gifs of Giraffes and kittens, preferably with a moderately funny caption in Impact font; and from there you may eat only Pork and fried oyster skins and drink Cool Aid for dinner. Before bed, in addition to not brushing your teeth or using any evil non-gamer sanitation products, or "soap", as they call it, you must do a handstand underneath a moonlight and play Pokemon Blue for at least 3 hours.
And then repeat this cycle for your first twelve years on the forum. Have fun ^_^