(09-10-2012 09:38 PM)SERIOUSLY THOUGH Wrote:  Xannidel - Congratulations ! You've won a trip to Iran, what will you visit ?
- Can you write a Haiku that makes grammatical, syntactic, and semantic sense without using the vowels "a", "o" or "i"?
- When was last time you decided not to do something really fun because someone needed you ?
- Finish this sentence "My name is Xannidel and..."

If I won a trip to Iran I would probably cancel it because A) Panic attacks and B) That place just screams "abduction alert abduction alert" and because I am so scrawny I would believe that they would have no problem doing that to me.

A haiku without using vowels? I can't even come up with a normal haiku so I am afraid I can't (I spent 10 mins trying believe me)

I would say that was yesterday, I could have spent time with my girlfriend watching the 4 hour version of the last Lord of the Rings movie but I had to do over 3 hours worth of French homework and studying, yes I know you asked if it was "because of someone" but that is really one of the only times I can think of right now.

"my name is Xannidel and I like giraffes and boobs!"

1. SRSLY what?
2. Have you ever told yourself "act natural, I did not steal anything" while walking out of a store?
3. Favorite movie? Why?

1)GUYZ GUYZ SRSLY

HEY GUYS!!!

SERIOUSLY GUYZ!!!!

2) Yeah when I was like 15 I stole a bunch of cheap 1 dollar buttons that had rainbows and wiccan symbols and shit like that and said that before but other then that no.

3) Favorite movie? Hackers hands down. Ever since I was a kid I loved computers (not exactly hacking per se) but watching that movie always makes me happy because back then those were some awesome computers and what not. But it is also the music and also how hot Angelina Jolie is at that age.

screw it im in

Xannidel

Favorite candy?
What's the most bored you can get?
If you had to deliver pizza at night through unlight forest of about 16 miles , how far would you go before going back?

Press alt and type some numbers in the number pad. What is it?

Favorite candy: This is a toughy because I used to just eat the SHIT out of those gummy colas/gummy frogs but now I think it is those butterscotch discs.

The most bored I can get? I guess if I am too bored to fap then that should tell you.

Depends on if I have a flashlight or not.

Alt #'s: ║Å╕105Bòm╓J%D╧☻$;6☺f☺ž-a│≡

Whats your most overrated film and TV show. Favorite Batman villain Knows The muffin man.

Overrated that I like or hate?
That I like? Probably Firefly (it's a good overrated)
That I hate? Glee/Those shitty reality TV shows like Jersey Show or "Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo"

Film wise...Hmm...I guess Twilight? I do not watch a whole lot of movies anymore.

Favorite Batman villain is The Riddler and he knows the Muffin Man.

What do you do if you are falling off a cliff?
Did the real cookie monster die?
How much was a loaf of Bread in 1975?
What is the taste of Smurf meat?
Why do zombies attack?
What if batman got married?
Is there such thing as a chocolate cow?
Why is my zombie licking my unicorn?
What is the address of the First Self-Righteous Church of Pascagoula Mississippi?
When Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart died did he start to decompose?
Why should you question everything?
How many girls did Captain Kirk sleep with?
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PERSONAL QUESTION

What do you do if you are falling off a cliff? Either scream "weeeeee" or probably giggle like a school girl
Did the real cookie monster die? Obviously, he ironically became a Hypoglycemia victim.
How much was a loaf of Bread in 1975? probably a dollar or two? Around the same as a hooker in California
What is the taste of Smurf meat? Probably the same as chicken with a blueberry aftertaste
Why do zombies attack? they need to eat body parts to replace the parts inside them that have died and what not.
What if batman got married? Either he is gay with Robin or he is a pedo because I do not know a whole lot about Batman or his lore.
Is there such thing as a chocolate cow? India put them all in a special bio dome to protect them from people like you!
Why is my zombie licking my unicorn? Because licking a unicorn is MAGICAL!
What is the address of the First Self-Righteous Church of Pascagoula Mississippi? 2314 Idon'tfuckingknow Lane
When Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart died did he start to decompose? After he shat himself? Probably not instantly because rigor mortis had not begun.
Why should you question everything? Human nature is to always ask.
How many girls did Captain Kirk sleep with? He slept with girls??

damerdar, your turn.

Bring it on!

*Note: I leaving for work immediately after posting this, so I won't be answering questions for a few hours. But I'll be back to answer all your inquiries!

How many people are using Facebook in San Francisco at 2:30pm on a Friday?
If Germans were the tallest people in the world, how would you prove it?
What do you think of garden gnomes?
Would Mahatma Gandhi have made a good software engineer?
If you could be #1 employee but have all your coworkers dislike you or you could be #15 employee and have all your coworkers like you, which would you choose?
Given 20 ‘destructible’ light bulbs (which breaks at certain height), and a building with 100 floors, how do you determine the height that the light bulb breaks?
Name 5 uses of a stapler without staple pins.
If you were a Microsoft Office program, which one would you be?
You’re in a row boat, which is in a large tank filled with water. You have an anchor on board, which you throw overboard (the chain is long enough so the anchor rests completely on the bottom of the tank). Does the water level in the tank rise or fall?

(09-15-2012 11:52 PM)Berry Wrote:  How many people are using Facebook in San Francisco at 2:30pm on a Friday?

84% of them. It's a Friday, so they are definitely not doing any work.

(09-15-2012 11:52 PM)Berry Wrote:  If Germans were the tallest people in the world, how would you prove it?

I guess I would measure them. With the internet and computers available, it shouldn't be very difficult to gather information on the average height of people from everywhere.

(09-15-2012 11:52 PM)Berry Wrote:  What do you think of garden gnomes?

In general, they are fairly awesome. The only exception that comes to mind is that bastard from Half-Life 2. If he would wear a freaking seat-belt once in a while then it wouldn't be bad, but he just HAS to live a dangerous life.

(09-15-2012 11:52 PM)Berry Wrote:  Would Mahatma Gandhi have made a good software engineer?

Probably. He was educated in law, so I'm sure he could have done the work, and he was decent in arithmetic, which is the most important part of software engineering (at least from my point of view). Also, he had terrible handwriting, which fits with software engineers.

(09-15-2012 11:52 PM)Berry Wrote:  If you could be #1 employee but have all your coworkers dislike you or you could be #15 employee and have all your coworkers like you, which would you choose?

All my coworkers like me, definitely. Working somewhere where the coworkers like you and enjoy talking to you makes the job so much more enjoyable. The only exception would be if the company only had 15 employees (or a close, small number), since then I would be first on the chopping block.

(09-15-2012 11:52 PM)Berry Wrote:  Given 20 ‘destructible’ light bulbs (which breaks at certain height), and a building with 100 floors, how do you determine the height that the light bulb breaks?

I assume there is a tool that can be used to judge the height that someone is at. Simply go up the building with a lightbulb in hand and the tool in the other, and see where the lightbulb breaks.

(09-15-2012 11:52 PM)Berry Wrote:  Name 5 uses of a stapler without staple pins.

1. Weapon: You could definitely beat somebody with a stapler.
2. Paperweight: There are some fairly heavy staplers.
3. Hanging paper holder: Since it closes itself with the spring, you could hold a piece of paper with it. While holding it, the stapler could probably be held by a magnet, or alternatively, hang it like a hangar since it is open.
4. Key: Locked out of your house? Throw a stapler through the window!
5. Annoying people: Staplers can make a fairly annoying sound if repeatedly opened and snapped close.

(09-15-2012 11:52 PM)Berry Wrote:  If you were a Microsoft Office program, which one would you be?

Probably Excel? I'm a mathematical person, and Excel is definitely a math program at heart. But in addition, you can make pixel art out of excel, and I can be creative as well.

(09-15-2012 11:52 PM)Berry Wrote:  You’re in a row boat, which is in a large tank filled with water. You have an anchor on board, which you throw overboard (the chain is long enough so the anchor rests completely on the bottom of the tank). Does the water level in the tank rise or fall?

Without thinking into it too far, my guess would be yes, IF the anchor was not submerged by the water. The anchor going into the water would displace a small amount of water, but a small amount of water is still some water.

damerdar:

If you had enough money to buy that thing you really wanted, would would you buy?

If you could have the power to pixelate anything for a day, describe the splendid adventure you would partake on

Do you own anything that would be meaningless/worthless to other people, but you value it anyway?

Count how many letters I type out in this post so far, from the d to here.
(The next question won't make sense if you don't)


Which one of your characters in your sig seems to be having the most fun?
I say this guy:

Go to Dictionary.com or another site that defines words and look for the the first word you don't know. Now, use it in a sentence.