Obviously true. Who hasn't played Earthbound?
The next person laughed so hard in a public place, that everyone stopped what they were doing and watched.
True-ish
The next person is secretly a G.I.R.L.
and on the interwebz O:
The next person has on multiple occasions laughed so hard they look like a seal and their cat / dog has run away scared
False. I don't have a pet.
The next person has played a videogame for 6+ hours straight, no breaks.
True, longest I've gone with only one unnessisary (nessisary breaks include bathroom breaks, ate and drank while playing) was 27 hours, the one break I took was because my 360 was crappin out on me and would take 5 minutes to load one area, and you do a lot of loading in Fallout: New Vegas so I turned it off for an hour and jumped back on.
Next person always asks for money on Christmas.
False, I ask for nothing in particular and receive such presents as generic Beef Jerky and moldable food.
Person Next masturbates.