(07-31-2012 08:34 AM)Melirune Wrote: [ -> ]Let's go eat bacon
It's the greatest thing in life
Bacon is so good
THIS IS NO HAIKU THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHAME UPON YOU SIR......
Given it is a poetry thread, but yeeeee HAIKU LOVERS already have a thread.
Never the less, twas a good one.
Every line of this one rhymes
Well, at least a few times.
It's like a organized crime.
I like to climb.
Up trees that grow underwater.
Just like one of them river otters.
Except those otters are way hotter.
Than me.
*begins to sob*
I'm giving up on this "masterpiece"
More like a disturbance of peace.
I admit, I like to drink grease.
On Tuesdays.
There once was a man named Holmes
He made up a thread about poems
Melirune came in
A bacon Haiku he did spin
Which promptly blew brains out their domes